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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;The only (unprintable) joke I know happens to involve a goat, and suddenly this week two big (well, big in the goat world anyway) stories hit the papers&amp;#8212;one in the culinary sphere and the other in the legal realm: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p&gt;Featured on the home page of the &lt;i&gt;Times&lt;/i&gt; yesterday we had Henry Alford&amp;#8217;s ode to goat, &amp;#8220;How I Learned to Love Goat Meat.&amp;#8221; According to Alford, &amp;#8220;Goat is the most widely consumed meat in the world&amp;#8221; (who knew?)&amp;#8212;though since he also suggests that some folks believe that eating goat &amp;#8220;can lead to better sexytime,&amp;#8221; maybe it&amp;#8217;s not so surprising.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And today, California Judge William W. Bedsworth riffs on the true case of a shape-shifting thief who transformed himself into a goat in order to escape arrest. Alas, the ploy failed: the goat was caught by vigilantes and held by Nigerian police on suspicion of armed robbery. Really.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;However, the goat-man faces a fair trial: According to a police spokesman, &quot;We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat.&quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;- posted by vera&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;339&quot; src=&quot;http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Goats_on_a_tree,_capre_sull%27_albero.jpg&quot; width=&quot;225&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span&gt;Nowhere to hide&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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