Unlikely Thacher Profitt rumor

In light of Thacher Proffitt’s recent announcement of January layoffs, this story of the firm's hiring a former former Playboy model as a new structured finance associate doesn't pass the smell test. It would be like when David Brent hired himself a pretty secretary after Wernham-Hogg announced the redundancies.

Is Roll On Friday just making stuff up? Today’s "story" is conveniently name- and date-free.  Sometimes, a story is "too good to check."