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&lt;p&gt;Sometimes, the most sexist and oppressive environments for women are created by, well, other women.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Though this memo from a women&#39;s committee that recently circulated a top law firm does not enforce rules against vests or wearing a color other than pink on Wednesdays, its insulting level of micromanagement feels just as extreme.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A few choice excerpts:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;-&quot;Wear a suit, not your party outfit&quot;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;-&quot;Don&#39;t dress like a mortician; if wearing a black suit, wear something bright.&quot;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;-&quot;Make sure you can stand in your heels, not trip, don&#39;t rock back on them.&quot;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;-Vocally, &quot;Think Lauren Bacall, not Marilyn Monroe&quot;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;-&quot;Pretend you&#39;re in moot court, not the high school cafeteria&quot;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Since the memo, entitled &quot;Presentation Tips for Women&quot; reads like a catty sorority email, it&#39;s hard to remember who the intended audience is here: educated, professional, adults.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So what&#39;s worse? The assumption that grown women are incapable of dressing themselves and speaking intelligently? Or the fact that those sexist assumptions come from &lt;em&gt;a&#160;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Women&#39;s Committee&lt;/em&gt;? Presumably made up &lt;em&gt;of women&lt;/em&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Many of these &quot;tips&quot; are in fact technically unisex, albeit painfully obvious, and a recipient of the email wrote that &quot;[F]emale associates are very upset by not only the elementary nature of the tips themselves, but the suggestion that these would only apply to women. We have never been a very female friendly firm, but this is beyond the pale.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The parts of the memo that are specially female-related only serve to underscore that traits associated with womanhood (a high voice, visible female form) are at odds with competence--but also that it&#39;s wrong to mimic men (your clothes should be &quot;bright&quot; and you shouldn&#39;t repeat outfits).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So basically… these are our takeaways. Ladies, take notes:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. There&#39;s no way you can possibly dress correctly&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;All black and covered up? Stop being so dowdy and out of touch! Shorter and fitted? No one&#39;s going to pay attention to your presentation if your body is showing! And if you magically found the outfit that walks the impossible line between &quot;with it&quot; and &quot;too attractive,&quot; if better not be one you took your program photo in.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Your voice is wrong&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don&#39;t giggle or sounds girlish, but have some sexuality in your voice, ie: the Lauren Bacall suggestion. You can&#39;t look old or masculine, but you must sound it. (The memo helpfully informs that &quot;your voice is higher than you hear,&quot; which is evidently a bad thing). Also, women are problematically nasally. Who knew!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. You sound dumb&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is it crazy to assume that a woman who made it through law school and landed a job at a major firm probably won&#39;t say things like &quot;dunno&quot;? Also, is it just us, or are &quot;like, um, uh, you know, ok,&quot; are all words that men occasionally use? Their gender clearly protects them from sounding like Valley Girls, but Biglaw women are in grave danger.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. You have no idea how to carry yourself as an adult&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don&#39;t &quot;squirm, giggle, tilt your head, waves your arms&quot;… wait, I think we confused this memo with the one meant for toddlers. Whoops!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you think this memo is necessary or over the top? Can you imagine a mixed audience receiving similar tips? Can we all just take a moment, as we worry that women can&#39;t dress themselves, to &lt;a href=&quot;/blog/networking/worst-follow-up-email-of-all-time/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;remember how incompetent men can be&lt;/a&gt;? Weigh in below!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;--Cathy Vandewater, Vault.com&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Read More: &lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://abovethelaw.com/2013/10/biglaw-memo-from-top-firm-advises-that-women-dont-giggle-dont-show-cleavage/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; title=&quot;Permanent link to Biglaw Memo From Top Firm Advises That Women ‘Don’t Giggle,’ Don’t ‘Show Cleavage’&quot;&gt;Biglaw Memo From Top Firm Advises That Women ‘Don’t Giggle,’ Don’t ‘Show Cleavage’ &lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/blog/networking/worst-follow-up-email-of-all-time/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Worst Follow-Up Email of All Time?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;/blog/vaults-law-blog-legal-careers-and-industry-news/court-is-back-in-session-law-school-advice-from-the-pros/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Court is Back in Session: Law School Advice from the Pros&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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